BITE ME! I thought you disappeared at 4 months?! Then I read you possibly escalate at 4 months, not teetering off until around 6?? I don’t know what kind of supersonic hold you have on my child but please let her go! You must find it so funny to see me dealing with incessant crying that I can only compare to the annoyance of a loud car alarm going off for hours straight! Seeing me drenched in tears must really give you some sick fulfillment. Only you can have my little princess laughing and smiling one minute and screaming her head off the next. Colic, not only do you have a crappy name but your personality is pretty crappy as well. All I want is a normal daily interaction with my sweet girl, you cause frustration and feelings of mommying insecurity.
I do hope one day we can mend this fight when you finally part…..actually no, I will always hate you and I will never be able to catch up on the sleep I’ve had to give up and the grey hair I’ve collected thanks to you.
So, thank you colic, thank you for your unwelcomed presence in our lives, jerk.